450,000 Condoms can't be wrong

[Colonel]

News from the Olympics in Rio:

[url=http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports ... chronized/]http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports ... chronized/[/url]

[quote]According to reports in Brazilian media, 20-year-old Ingrid Oliveira and 17-year-old Giovanna Pedroso have ended their diving partnership after Oliveira booted the teen out of the room they were sharing at the Olympic Village in Rio so she could enjoy a “marathon sex session” with Brazilian canoeist Pedro Gonçalves.

Blame it on Rio. Some [b]450,000 condoms were allocated for athletes[/b] by Olympic athletes, more than three times as many as for the 2012 London Games.[/quote]

They never have television coverage of the good stuff.

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[quote]About 10,000 athletes are living in a 31-building compound[/quote]

450,000 / 10,000 = 45 condoms per athlete.

This would allow every male/female couple
to have sex [b]90 times[/b] while they were
in Rio.  Given that the Olympics are 16 days
long, that's 90/16 = [b]5.6 times per day that
every athlete is expected to fuck[/b].

No wonder they are too tired to compete.

What other sex supplies are provided?  Are 55 gallon
drums of KY jelly scattered all over the Olympic grounds?
Were millions of dildos supplied as well? How about
earplugs to block out the deafening sound of thousands
of athletes going at it all night?  Who supplied the
commercial-grade mattresses for all the beds?  Who
got the laundry contract to change the sheets six
times a day?

It's a good thing the CBC covered all of this.

I'm sure I will now be lectured that:

a) I am mistaken that athletes see more poontang than a toilet seat
b) it is a good thing the CBC ignored this
c) Good Canadians aren't interested that athletes go at it like bunnies all day and all night
d) all of the above

[Slick Goodlin]

Well I clearly chose the wrong career path.

[Colonel]

Reading a book in Rio:

[Air Mail]

Don't forget, you can turn the condoms inside out to get another use out of them

[Colonel]

The Scottish can always be relied upon to provide
the most frugal tips.

[ScudRunner-d95]

[quote author=Air Mail link=topic=3985.msg10693#msg10693 date=1471792815]
Don't forget, you can turn the condoms inside out to get another use out of them
[/quote]

Rinse them off and put them back in the pocket for another round