Retirement Gig

[ScudRunner-d95]

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[Slick Goodlin]

My plan looks more like this:
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[Capn_Tripps]

Those aren't bad ideas, but I'm not it beats Walmart greeter.  Imagine the savings!

[Colonel]

I figured that in the unlikely event I was still alive,
incarceration was inevitable.  Hence no need for
retirement planning.

[quote]According to a U.S. Department of Justice report published in 2006,
over 7.2 million people were at that time in prison, on probation, or on parole.

That means roughly [u]1 in every 32 Americans[/u] are under some sort of criminal justice system control[/quote]

If it's good enough for Lord Conrad Black and
Diva Martha Stewart, well, I guess it's good
enough for me.

[BCPilotguy]

If I had the capital and the green card I could definitely see myself doing something like that.

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[Nark1]

I Dunno.... Honolulu is like Vegas, nice to visit for a day or two, but a shit hole to live there.

As for me:
I think I'd go back to Alaska and do aerial heli tours.  Bang college chicks, and shoot guns. 

[Cdnpilot77]

A staggering 34% of people believe that they will be able to ride off into the sunset comfortably with a retirement plan consisting of......winning the lottery.  That's financial planning 101....dont bother saving or investing, just go out and buy a ticket, you are destined to win millions on the lottery, it's simple really.

[Colonel]

When people try to sell me lottery tickets,
I tell them, "No thanks, I took a stats course".

[David MacRay]

34%?  :o

That's spectacular!

When I buy lottery tickets I consider it a donation to the charities the support here. Kind of like loaning "friends" money, it is probably going to be a gift.

[Cdnpilot77]

I know first hand at least 3 people who have each won $16million or more....including a guy who won the $50million max just a month or 2 ago, I guess I must be destined for the win!?!