This Weekend Only!

[Colonel]

Gotta get me some of this:

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[Gravel Digger]

I actually have to wear one of these to work, show some fucking respect or condolences or rub my feet...something goddammit.

O0

[Chuck Ellsworth]

I'm thinking of marketing the ultimate pilot apparel.

Condoms with four gold bars.

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[TeePeeCreeper]

[quote author=Chuck Ellsworth link=topic=501.msg1874#msg1874 date=1437191466]
I'm thinking of marketing the ultimate pilot apparel.

Condoms with four gold bars.

.......
[/quote]

I'd buy a pack of two! (Ya know... "Wednesday fetish night" with my missus would never be the same again!)

[Napoleon So Low]

[quote author=Chuck Ellsworth link=topic=501.msg1874#msg1874 date=1437191466]
I'm thinking of marketing the ultimate pilot apparel. [b]Condoms with four gold bars[/b]........[/quote]

Well, that's fine for captains, but for cojoes and FTU instructors we have these:

[img]http://ep.yimg.com/ay/bachelorette-dot- ... doms-6.jpg[/img]

[HiFlyChick]

[quote author=Colonel link=topic=501.msg1863#msg1863 date=1437170455]
Gotta get me some of this:

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[/quote]

It's down to $5.00 now!! :)

But it's for a 21"...

21"?!?!

I'm a 15, my husband is a 16.5.... I'm trying to picture the gorilla that has a 21" neck!  He'd have to throw off the weight and balance, I'd say....

[HiFlyChick]

And I just realized what a dreadful can of worms I opened after looking at the direction the discussion was taking and the fact that I just mentioned a measurement....

Suffice it to say, boys, that you don't need to respond with any more measurements!

[ScudRunner-d95]

Hey is that a clip on tie? don't laugh, my company went full retard and we have to wear those for "safety reasons".

[aerosport]

[quote author=ScudRunner link=topic=501.msg1899#msg1899 date=1437351250]
Hey is that a clip on tie? don't laugh, my company went full retard and we have to wear those for "safety reasons".
[/quote]

Safety reasons?  You guys hand propping the planes these days.  Gotta love recession 2.0.

[Eric Janson]

[quote author=aerosport link=topic=501.msg1903#msg1903 date=1437366902]
[quote author=ScudRunner link=topic=501.msg1899#msg1899 date=1437351250]
Hey is that a clip on tie? don't laugh, my company went full retard and we have to wear those for "safety reasons".
[/quote]

Safety reasons?  You guys hand propping the planes these days.  Gotta love recession 2.0.
[/quote]

The safety issue is that in an altercation - your tie can easily be used to strangle you. Can't do that with a clip on.


Hope the Colonel was able to stock up on shirts and epaulets!  ;) ;)