Don't You Wish You Were An Olympic Athlete Instead Of A Pilot?

[Colonel]

I saw on the news that 110,000 condoms were provided
to the athletes of the 2018 Olympics, because apparently
the 100,000 condoms provided to the 2016 Olympians
was not sufficient.

Let's so some arithmetic.  There are 2,925 Olympic athletes
at the 2018 games, and one condom would be required per
sex act per couple, of which there are 2,925 / 2 = 1462.

110,000 condoms / 1462 couples = 75 sex acts
which if an athlete is in town for 14 days, is 75/14 =

[b]5 sex performances per day, per athlete.[/b]

Zounds.  How do they have the ernergy to compete, if
they are fucking like rabbits?  [b]5 times a day for 14 days?[/b]

We are told "what happens in the Olympic village stays
in the Olympic village" by the incredibly horny Olympic
athletes who apparently fuck anything that isn't nailed
down, but you can't help but wonder if they could improve
TV ratings by putting cameras inside the Olympic Village,
as well.

[ScudRunner-d95]

That is why they say just qualifying for the Olympics is an honour.


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[digits]

How else would they smuggle all the doping into the country?