United declines emotional support animal.

Rosco P Coltrane · Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:20 pm

If you are emotionally fragile, maybe flying is not the best form of transportation for you.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/3 ... _airlines/

Trey Kule · Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:39 pm

I can relate. I was pissed that the bastards in security in Nova Sotia would not let me board with my comfort lobsters .....

ScudRunner-d95 · Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:38 pm

#metoo I was not allowed my emotional support bottle of whiskey to fly Encore.

Chris · Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:49 pm

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I can relate. I was pissed that the bastards in security in Nova Sotia would not let me board with my comfort lobsters .....
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Eat them first, take comfort in the deliciousness.

Chuck Ellsworth · Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:09 pm

If you really need your comfort lobsters you can eat them the day before the flight, then just before take off you can deposit them on the seat next to you.

Colonel · Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:55 am

I think you guys are telling me that if I can't have a large cock, get crabs instead?

Slick Goodlin · Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:52 am

Well that really kills my plan of having emotional support full-size toothpaste in my carry on. Far as I can tell the ceremonial nail clippers can stay for now.

Kartoon · Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:12 am

How about a simple emotional gun carried on board to deal with emotional peacock!?
Still a no no?

woodzi · Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:57 pm

ScudRunner-d95 · Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:00 am

[font=Verdana]Spirit Airlines employee told student to flush emotional support hamster down the toilet, student alleges[/font]

[url=http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/0 ... leges.html]http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/0 ... leges.html[/url]

I don't know I think she had some options.

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