Penis Art (with Airplane tracks you de gens)

[ScudRunner-d95]

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This has to be one of the best I have seen yet

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[Slick Goodlin]

Step one: draw a box...
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[JW Scud]

Perhaps we should have a Scudrunners penis art contest. Over the next year, each one of us could take an airplane up and draw out a phallus in the sky. Not with smoke where one might get arrested and jailed, but on Flightradar 24. The colonel could start off for us(maybe even with smoke) to show us how its done(I mean drawing one not how to use one).

Contestant comments could be made on whether it is self-representative or just of your favourite porn star.

We could have a team of judges giving points on various different features such as shape, proper dimension, and artistic quality. But remember, size doesn't matter(which will save on fuel costs).

There could be multiple categories for plan view, side view, circumcized(or not), erect, or even flaccid.

Maybe what we started would lead to a worldwide phenomenon with an annual trophy(in the appropriate shape) awarded. Fans would gather by the thousands to look up into the sky in amazement.

Sponsors such as Chiquita and Oscar Mayer would have their logos emblazoned on the aircraft and pilots jackets. Live broadcasters would have experts discussing what sort of picture in the sky would be drawn by the upcoming contestants. Cheerleaders would add to the overall atmosphere. [font=verdana][size=1em]Various cities would vie to host one of the events with the final contest always held on Feb. 14 in Dildo, Newfoundland.[/size][/font]

And the lucky but talented pilot who won this would be considered as legendary as the winners of the King's Cup and Schneider(not the Schneider weiner company) trophies of yore.

Someday, there could be millions in awards and endorsement deals but until that happens the winner at ScudRunners would get an option of an all expenses paid tour of the Playboy mansion or a visit to the nearest Trojan factory along with a container of engine oil lubricant to be used in whatever manner felt to be appropriate.

[ScudRunner-d95]

Sounds like one hell of an idea


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[Colonel]

It would be fun to draw a penis [i]vertically[/i] with smoke  ;D

[TundraTire]

I've been told that a rate 1 turn on skis using the mighty Twotter will produce a perfect set of balls.

[BCPilotguy]

Dicks have been done to death. Show me a decent adsb vagina, then I'll be impressed.

[Colonel]

8% of kids do it:

[JW Scud]

I did have an artistic girlfriend once who created a very nice drawing of myself. It was really well done. Not sure whatever happened to it. She did have an bit of a fascination though.

[mcrit]

[quote]Dicks have been done to death. Show me a decent adsb vagina, then I'll be impressed.[/quote]

Would a picture of Justin Trudeau free falling count?