Scudrunners

or else:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/11/ai ... ction.html

[quote]A North Carolina air traffic controller [b]with access to a control tower[/b] was arrested Friday for possessing, transporting and acquiring a weapon of mass destruction, police said[/quote]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Pilot Tricks (tm)

Approaching a medium-sized airport, and it's
quiet.  It's got two approach freqs (N/S or E/W)
monitored by the same guy.

Put [i]both[/i] approach freqs in your flip-flop comm and
when you transmit, push the standby/active button
as fast as you can.