Scudrunners

Here's the situation.  I am stuck in a non-flying job right now where I get to deal with a bunch of bureaucrats who seem bent on sucking every last vestige of joy from life.  I want to start every sentence with the words "Fuck off".  Here is the challenge for you deplorables: Post something here to make me laugh.  I fucking dare you.  >:D 

Try this....

I like that clip.  Some days I can sympathize with Flounder, other days I can see where [color=#000000]Neidermeyer is coming from.[/color]

Celine Dion walks into a bar and ...

Make yourself a sign for your desk that says.


" To work here I can't decide if I need a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me. "

....I like the sound of a bottle in front of me.

Here you go.

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Jesus mcrit, your job sounds like even more of a drag than mine.

I've always been really lucky, that I've almost always really
enjoyed my work.  It's been a simply incredible run.

EDIT -- watching a master at work, always cheers me up:

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