Underpaid Flight Instructors

[Colonel]

You've heard it before.

So I ask Eric if the local tailwheel/acro instructor was
available to rent the S-2C from the FBO, to fly some
three Pitts form acro this weekend again.

He's unavailable.  He's in Hawaii.

I am beginning to suspect I am no longer in Kansas.

Actually I blew a tire at 79 mph (on cruise control)
driving through Kansas.  Nice people, nice place.
Walmart changed my tire at 7:30pm and we were
back on the road the next day, headed for Colorado. 
I can never say anything bad about Walmart, ever again.

[Nark1]

The smoking hot California girls are rarely from California.