Thought you were busy working for the FAA or something.
Ha. Reminds me of my friend Fleahop, that was an FAA Inspector for 3 weeks.
Down here, I am nobody. It's fucking
awesome. I highly recommend it. People
with more money than brains - and there are a shitload of them - crash every day.
I think we had three GA crashes in Norcal in 4 days, recently. If you look closely
at them, you will cringe at each one.
This is a strange fucking place, but I fit in, which should probably scare me. I
really like not being the weirdest person in the room, which was generally the
case in Canada and caused me no end of trouble for many decades. I don't
recommend it. Pro Tip™: don't own the fastest aircraft in your TC Region.
People down here get confused about my FAA ATP. I tell them the only reason
I have it, is that when I was trying to get a replacement for my paper FAA COMM-SMEL-IA
there was a nice lady at the Albany FSDO that was absolutely bonkers for big
block Chevelles, who insisted that I get a plastic FAA ATP. It was ridiculously easy -
one written exam, maybe 20 minutes, a medical and I filled out a form.
I tell people I'm kind of a fake. I have an FAA ATP, but I'm not quite sure why,
and I don't know very much about the regulations here. No one gives a shit
about Canada or Paraguay, for that matter.
I think I mentioned that I did my BFR in Tom Cruise's old Pitts S-2B, which
he taxied into a wall.
Can't say I'm a fan of the paint scheme, but the engine runs good. CFI was
amazed I had surface-level waivered airspace, so for my BFR we did surface
acro. Very nostalgic.
The kid and I are ridiculously busy. Nothing I did in Canada, ever compared
to what we do here. It would blow your mind.