Tarrifs for Pilots

[Colonel]

Everything is relative. Compared to your scion of Fidel Castro, he's Mr Normal.



I don't think Donald Trump's mother spent her sixth wedding anniversary servicing The Rolling Stones in a New York hotel, but my memory may be faulty.

[Rosco P Coltrane]

Can you explain why you think people living where Ted Cruz was born would all vote liberal?

[Colonel]

Heh. I was born at Cold Lake. I tell people here that Ted and I went to grade school together in Alberta and he was always in trouble - class clown, ya know. Utter bullshit that Farley Mowat would be proud of.

I think I’ve said before that Alberta - and maybe Saskatchewan but no way in Hell MB or BC - are a good cultural and economic match for America. We can maybe rename you Northern Montana?

I honestly never understood why AB stuck around after the National Energy Plan of 1980 which was designed to make Quebec rich and AB poor. This of course made Quebec totally unhappy and wanted to leave.

Anyways watch Jordan Peterson’s videos on this subject. He’s a really bright guy from AB that lives down here now. I think Phoenix?



PS You’ve probably never heard of Peter Lougheed but my uncle Tom Chambers (my mother’s older brother) was one of his cabinet ministers.

There’s a guy that Canada hates deeply that I like to point out, that he’s my 6th cousin. Stephen Harper. Look us up on wiki tree.