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Let’s see … after 3 wives and 4 airplanes, I would agree that women require more maintenance and are far more expensive and more trouble than airplanes.
I should hasten to add that first two ex-wives are long gone (at incredible expense) while I still have 4 airplanes. Can’t ever sell them. Some douche would wreck them. I’m not selling any of my dogs or kids or guns or motorcycles any time soon either, even though I have ridiculously more of all of the above than any normal person should have.
People give me shit for having 3 hangars. Like I could care.
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