Crowdstrike

[Colonel]

I remember the brain trust on AvCan, pompously telling me how unimportant software is, compared to what a four bar does.

Bahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaahahahahha.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrowdStrike#2024_incident

Affected machines were forced into a bootloop, making them unusable. CrowdStrike shares closed trading at a price of $304.96, down 38.09 points or 11.10%

[Colonel]

And remember, guys, don't climb on those slightly sloped roofs. Stay safe, ok?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6_uglfnQqYY

[Slick Goodlin]

I remember the brain trust on AvCan, pompously telling me how unimportant software is, compared to what a four bar does.

I bet they don’t think of you anymore. Don’t let them win, kick them put of that rent-free space in your head.

[Colonel]

The wildly incongruent combination of total ignorance and insufferable arrogance in Canadian aviation is at the same time: spectacular, tragic and memorable: