Turns Out Masturbating on a Plane is Illegal

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Well we only know for sure that masturbating 4 times during a flight will get you into trouble.

We have missing data for 1, 2 or 3 such events per flight.
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What about accidentally getting a boner in light chop. One could get arrested on arrival if the persons on either side of you complained.
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