Scudrunners

Was told I smell like an airplane the other day. Not sure what they were referring to but I figure if one was going to make it into a scent it would be equal parts Carbon monoxide, W100 and aluminium tarnish.

Depends on their perspective.

Have they flown in the bush? Smelled an old tired Beaver?

Perhaps one of those few years younger LCC types that take you to Cancun for spring break?

They use different types of lube, so it could go either way.

BO and Whiskey breath ?

100LL, hot mineral oil, stress.

It's ok if your wife doesn't like it as long as your girlfriend does.