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Turns Out Masturbating on a Plane is Illegal
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:54 pm
by Scudrunner
Re: Turns Out Masturbating on a Plane is Illegal
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 2:54 pm
by digits
Well we only know for sure that masturbating 4 times during a flight will get you into trouble.
We have missing data for 1, 2 or 3 such events per flight.
Re: Turns Out Masturbating on a Plane is Illegal
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 4:37 am
by JW Scud
What about accidentally getting a boner in light chop. One could get arrested on arrival if the persons on either side of you complained.