Getting A Checkout On A New Type
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:28 pm
There are two types of pilots:
1) pilots that unctuously insist upon getting
dual on type before first solo flight
2) pilots that get in a new type and go
While internet smugness and virtue will obviously
be on the side of door #1, when you depart the
keyboard and enter reality, it starts to look at
little less obvious.
To confuse things, pilots can't even agree what
a "new type" is. For example, someone stepping
up from a C150 to the mighty C152 could insist
upon 10 hours of dual. I might not.
And it's pretty easy to find an instructor that
is willing to give you 10 hours of dual - you know,
milking - on the mighty C152.
But what about when you get off the beaten path?
An old friend of mine bought a Skybolt. Insurance
insisted upon a flight instructor with time on type
to check him out. We went flying. He asked me
afterwards if I had time on type. I answered,
"I do now".
Clearly, there are [b]GOOD PEOPLE[/b] (who always
choose door #1) and there are [b]BAD PEOPLE[/b] (who
choose door #2).
At least where I was, there simply was no flight instructor
with Skybolt time. There might have been one in Arizona.
Because I am a [b]BAD PERSON[/b] I can't even remember all
the different types I have soloed with no dual.
And it's not because I turned it down. There was simply no
one (forget instructor/CPL, I would have taken a student pilot)
that would give me dual.
I had to fly the Ryan PT-22 solo, first flight. Same for the
450hp Stearman. Same for the hot-rod Harvard (700hp, 3-blade,
clip-wing - did surface acro in it, first flight). Same for the
PT-19 Fairchild (pussy cat). Same for the Beech 18 (another
pussy cat).
The Beech 18 situation really pissed me off, because so many
older pilots, all full of shit, have plenty of hero stories on the
Beech 18 but they all vanished - every single fucking one of
them - when I wanted dual. So again it's solo, first flight.
I was contracted to fly a Piaggio Royal Gull to Belize, sight
unseen. Should I have asked the young FTU instructor for
some dual on it?! How ludicrous.
Many years ago, when I started flying the C421, I approached
the airport local expert on type, who claimed to have many
thousands of hours on type, doing survey in Africa. He blew
me off. What an asshole. I did not exactly shed a tear when
he died a while back.
I flew a Waco biplane a couple months back. Flew the UPF-7
before the instructor was born, but not the YMF-5C. Young
instructor insisted on demo'ing the first landing. Pooched
it - flared much too high. My landing after that was a very
nice wheelie, with the instructor crying because I used
forward stick after landing to hold the tail up, because he
had told me the tailwheel shimmied.
Which is a round-about way of saying: just because someone
has time on type, doesn't mean they can fly it better than
you can. In fact, they might try to kill you.
What do you do, when the person giving you dual is a
really shitty stick?!
Oh, homebuilts. I can't count the number of homebuilt
types that I have flown without a checkout. Again, no
one to check you out.
Because I don't have any time on type, should I let
the owners do the first flights and kill themselves?
The smug internet pilots would say, "Yes!" because
it leaves them in a position of virtue. Safely on the
ground, of course.
In mathematics we refer to these smug pilots as the
"trivial solution" - a whole bunch of zeros.
Now, I don't know as much about aviation as a smug
internet pilot, but here's a suggestion. Go out and
get:
1) an engineering degree from an accredited university
2) an ATPL
3) an SAC
4) thousands of hours on Pitts
5) forty years spinning wrenches
and you'll have a pretty good idea how to self-checkout.
1) pilots that unctuously insist upon getting
dual on type before first solo flight
2) pilots that get in a new type and go
While internet smugness and virtue will obviously
be on the side of door #1, when you depart the
keyboard and enter reality, it starts to look at
little less obvious.
To confuse things, pilots can't even agree what
a "new type" is. For example, someone stepping
up from a C150 to the mighty C152 could insist
upon 10 hours of dual. I might not.
And it's pretty easy to find an instructor that
is willing to give you 10 hours of dual - you know,
milking - on the mighty C152.
But what about when you get off the beaten path?
An old friend of mine bought a Skybolt. Insurance
insisted upon a flight instructor with time on type
to check him out. We went flying. He asked me
afterwards if I had time on type. I answered,
"I do now".
Clearly, there are [b]GOOD PEOPLE[/b] (who always
choose door #1) and there are [b]BAD PEOPLE[/b] (who
choose door #2).
At least where I was, there simply was no flight instructor
with Skybolt time. There might have been one in Arizona.
Because I am a [b]BAD PERSON[/b] I can't even remember all
the different types I have soloed with no dual.
And it's not because I turned it down. There was simply no
one (forget instructor/CPL, I would have taken a student pilot)
that would give me dual.
I had to fly the Ryan PT-22 solo, first flight. Same for the
450hp Stearman. Same for the hot-rod Harvard (700hp, 3-blade,
clip-wing - did surface acro in it, first flight). Same for the
PT-19 Fairchild (pussy cat). Same for the Beech 18 (another
pussy cat).
The Beech 18 situation really pissed me off, because so many
older pilots, all full of shit, have plenty of hero stories on the
Beech 18 but they all vanished - every single fucking one of
them - when I wanted dual. So again it's solo, first flight.
I was contracted to fly a Piaggio Royal Gull to Belize, sight
unseen. Should I have asked the young FTU instructor for
some dual on it?! How ludicrous.
Many years ago, when I started flying the C421, I approached
the airport local expert on type, who claimed to have many
thousands of hours on type, doing survey in Africa. He blew
me off. What an asshole. I did not exactly shed a tear when
he died a while back.
I flew a Waco biplane a couple months back. Flew the UPF-7
before the instructor was born, but not the YMF-5C. Young
instructor insisted on demo'ing the first landing. Pooched
it - flared much too high. My landing after that was a very
nice wheelie, with the instructor crying because I used
forward stick after landing to hold the tail up, because he
had told me the tailwheel shimmied.
Which is a round-about way of saying: just because someone
has time on type, doesn't mean they can fly it better than
you can. In fact, they might try to kill you.
What do you do, when the person giving you dual is a
really shitty stick?!
Oh, homebuilts. I can't count the number of homebuilt
types that I have flown without a checkout. Again, no
one to check you out.
Because I don't have any time on type, should I let
the owners do the first flights and kill themselves?
The smug internet pilots would say, "Yes!" because
it leaves them in a position of virtue. Safely on the
ground, of course.
In mathematics we refer to these smug pilots as the
"trivial solution" - a whole bunch of zeros.
Now, I don't know as much about aviation as a smug
internet pilot, but here's a suggestion. Go out and
get:
1) an engineering degree from an accredited university
2) an ATPL
3) an SAC
4) thousands of hours on Pitts
5) forty years spinning wrenches
and you'll have a pretty good idea how to self-checkout.