Scudrunners

I'd like to write mine ahead of time, but I'm not sure what the rules are. I'd
like something short and sweet - nothing long-winded, that drags on endlessly.

So, here's mine. What's yours?

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A long way from normal, but a good stick. Hung like a horse.

Being hung like a horse could be dangerous in aerobatics - inverted flight it might break loose and hit you in the big head -

I'm only hung like a pony, but I get women wet by licking my eyebrows.

Ok, here's another try:

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No one ever understood a word he said, but he could fly the snot out
of an airplane. He spent most of his money on airplanes, women,
motorcycles, guns and dogs. The rest he wasted.

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Too derivative?

He always wanted to be a TC inspector but they wouldn't accept his point of view even if he interpreted the regs better.

You need several.
one for old age
one for if it happens on your bike
one for if it happens flying
two for if it is a firearm (yours or someone elses)

I guess I should write one for Coronavirus, because it's now the leading cause of death worldwide?

no, i think it was heart disease in usa, and they are hurrying!to open the restaurants....coronavirus may have taken over but it will pass and things will get back to normal...