Scudrunners

http://astronauts.NASA.gov/content/faq.htm

They even wave the magical 1000 hrs PIC jets for 3 years of  " professional related experience"
I remember when the new  Transport Minister  was taking flying lessons at CYRO  and during one of the wing dinners He  showed some private amazing pictures of his previous flight aboard the Challenger
He was nice enough to sign my night endorsement  diploma. Maybe I got something there
vN

Should also include knowledge of Twitter and Facebook is a must, also bring a guitar to interview.