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Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:38 pm
by mcrit
Here's the situation.  I am stuck in a non-flying job right now where I get to deal with a bunch of bureaucrats who seem bent on sucking every last vestige of joy from life.  I want to start every sentence with the words "Fuck off".  Here is the challenge for you deplorables: Post something here to make me laugh.  I fucking dare you.  >:D 

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 9:11 pm
by DeflectionShot
Try this....



Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 9:18 pm
by mcrit
I like that clip.  Some days I can sympathize with Flounder, other days I can see where [color=#000000]Neidermeyer is coming from.[/color]

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:47 pm
by Colonel
Celine Dion walks into a bar and ...

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 1:42 am
by Chuck Ellsworth
Make yourself a sign for your desk that says.


" To work here I can't decide if I need a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me. "

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 3:23 am
by mcrit
....I like the sound of a bottle in front of me.

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 4:27 am
by Colonel



Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 7:52 am
by Eric Janson
Here you go.

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Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 4:04 am
by Slick Goodlin
Jesus mcrit, your job sounds like even more of a drag than mine.

Re: Cheer me the fuck up.....

Posted: Sun May 27, 2018 1:24 pm
by Colonel
I've always been really lucky, that I've almost always really
enjoyed my work.  It's been a simply incredible run.

EDIT -- watching a master at work, always cheers me up:

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