Scudrunners

Pilot forced to make emergency landing after fight breaks out when passenger refuses to stop [b]FARTING[/b]



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[color=rgb(29, 33, 41)][font=helvetica][size=14px]Up in YTH we would try to gas each other out in the cockpit. It sure beat the smell of fried chicken. First one to put the mask on lost (or won) whatever ,good time had by all.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=rgb(29, 33, 41)][font=helvetica][size=14px]My secret sauce was Alexander Keith India Pale Ale and cheeseburgers the night before and set it off with a regular large coffee in the AM. Somewhere between Lac Brochet and Tadule lake the game would begin. [/size][/font][/color]

The former-Navy pilots that I flew with reminisced about eating sauerkraut and beer the night before flying overwater and then wearing "poopy suits", a tight-fitting rubber immersion suit. They said they would pass so much gas which couldn't escape that they would swell up like the Michelin Man. Then it was a rush to be the first to stick out their arm towards each other and then peel back the suit at their wrists.
Must've been quite the blast...

oh man thats awesome lmfao

I was going to quit the Internet but this thread has me reconsidering. I had a hearty laugh here.