Scudrunners

If you are emotionally fragile, maybe flying is not the best form of transportation for you.



https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/3 ... _airlines/

I can relate. I was pissed that the bastards in security in Nova Sotia would not let me board with my comfort lobsters .....

#metoo I was not allowed my emotional support bottle of whiskey to fly Encore.

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I can relate. I was pissed that the bastards in security in Nova Sotia would not let me board with my comfort lobsters .....
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Eat them first, take comfort in the deliciousness.

If you really need your comfort lobsters you can eat them the day before the flight, then just before take off you can  deposit them on the seat next to you.

I think you guys are telling me that if I can't have a large cock, get crabs instead?

Well that really kills my plan of having emotional support full-size toothpaste in my carry on.  Far as I can tell the ceremonial nail clippers can stay for now.

How about a simple emotional gun carried on board to deal with emotional peacock!?
Still a no no?

[font=Verdana]Spirit Airlines employee told student to flush emotional support hamster down the toilet, student alleges[/font]

[url=http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/0 ... leges.html]http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/0 ... leges.html[/url]



I don't know I think she had some options.


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